[Intro: Austin]
This is a freestyle like 8 Mile
We rapping from Cali, East Side motherf**er
We come from the valley, of the motherf**er
[Verse 1]
You say you got purple swag, all I see is one big f*g
Pesos aren't worth sh**, I make those s**ing dick
Your girl, on my dick
Popped her cherry, like a raisin
Hold on, what rhymes with raisin?
Your f*ggy voice sounds like Whiz
Now I gotta go take a piss
[Hook x2]
Everything is purple
Everything is purple
Swag, swag, swag
[Verse 2]
You know what I like? Titties
I get titties as much as I get fiddies
This sh** is a diss track
Now f*ggot stand back
From my Glock
Aimed at your co*k
I came in a sock
[Hook x2]
[Verse 3]
Last verse, now this is it
I'm so mad, I got a hissy fit
Dick is so small-
(Dude, I'm gonna see if it floats, okay? It doesn't. Oh yes it does.)
Dick is so small, his balls overlap it
He just can't wait to start fapping
Roses are red, violets are blue
You can't rap for sh**, f** you
Chill Dill, s** a dick
Go take a pill while eating figs
And go rub your damn clit
And mine while you're at it
Yeah!