[Intro: Adam and Charlie Brown Christmas Sample]
Okay, Mr. Director. The cast is set. Take over
Alright, let's have it quiet. Places everybody
"Yes, sir!"
Schroeder, set the mood for the first scene
[Verse 1]
Dead kitties, stepped on puppies, yeah that's you in the future
"Spaghetti eating f**"
Spaghetti eating f**
I'm single now, thanks to you, you girlfriend stealing f**
I've got no presents for Christmas, you Santa Clause gift stealing f**
I have no food to eat, you food stealing f**
[Hook]
Alex, Alex, give me back my girl
[Verse 2]
You went out with the ugly girl [?]
And then [?] and then you got a [?]
And then you decided to steal my girlfriend
[Hook]