[Intro]
Stapler in your dick
Stapler in your dick
Stapler in your dick
Stapler in your dick
Stapler in your dick
Stapler? Where's that stapler?
It's in your dick
[Verse]
Hey guys, I'm pointing at my dick
Because it's pretty sick
That I have a stapler, in there
Because I was trying to staple paper
And my hair got in the way
So I accidentally went gay
When I put a stapler in my dick
I got a stapler in my dick
I got a stapler in my dick