{Verse 1}
I want to go to Eddie’s
But there’s magpies
I want to go to Eddie’s
But they’ll peck out our eyes
{Verse 2}
I want your blue Mercedes
But I’m broke
I wan’t to go to Eddie’s
But I have to go to work
{Chorus}
I want to go to Eddie’s
I want to go to Eddie’s
I want to go to Eddie’s
I want to go to Eddie’s
{Verse 3}
I wan’t to go for a drive
But I’m full
I wan’t to eat more bickies
But I ate them all
{Verse 4}
I wan’t to kiss you
But I won’t
I wan’t to make out with you
But you don’t