Somewhere in the back of my memory
Elbow and gla** collide
The smell of burning shower curtains
Today I'll stay on your good side
I promise not to get too drunk
I promise not to eat today
I promise, just another pill or two
And then I'll be okay
Somewhere in the back of my memory
Foot and mouth collide
I know you think I could have done better
I swear to God I tried
I promise not to get too drunk
I promise not to get f**ed up
I promise, just another drink or two
And that will be enough
I promise I won't yell no more
Or kick your brother to the floor
I promise I won't make your mother cry
Your promises were always lies
You said if I ever ran away
You would cry every day
I know you're sorry