[Intro]
Sorry
[Chorus 1]
S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S
(I) can't handle it, (I) can't handle it
Damn, that girl she's scandalous
[x2]
[Verse 1]
It's time to get a tan
It's half off if you bring a friend
With them crazy press-on nails
Uh oh, uh oh
Here's the truth
You're kind of hot
But when you open up to talk
I can feel I'm going soft
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
[Chorus 2]
Don't ask me to sign your skin
Can't you see these little kids?
And you're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my momma was dead
[Chorus 3]
No good
You're up to no good
But damn you look good and I'm drunk
Now you got me kind of
Thinking like maybe I would
So hard to be good
It's so hard to be good
[Chorus 1]
[Verse 2]
Girl, I dig your fanny pack
Riding low behind your back
Give them boys a heart attack
Uh oh, uh oh
But don't come at me with them lips
Saying you just want a kiss
Because Lord only knows where you've been
Uh oh, uh oh
[Chorus 2]
[Chorus 3][x2]
[Bridge]
This is V.I.P party boys
And we got a few things to say to you
Nasty, trashy, hoes
Girl, where'd you get your outfit?
Pick-and-pay?
Your momma pick but she sure didn't pay
(s*ut hole.)
I didn't pay money for my body
(What?)
What are you supposed to be?
Some sort of Long Island Lolita, honey?
(Lolita?!)
Are you sure you're even a woman?
(Hahaha, whoa!)
Is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket
Or do you got a dick like me?
You're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom
If my momma was dead
[Chorus 3][x2]
[Chorus 1]