If the stock market crashes
As its in ashes CNN will discuss how it thrashes
And Entertainement Weekly how stylishly and swiftly Taylor dashes
Distracting us from who will really takes the bill?
While TMZ reports on who's next to pop a pill
And MSNBC is congress waiting to pa** the bill?
Because they k**ed the bold eagle the only regal
Now they're pretending to be slick rick treating us like pricks
As they fold Franklins to build Benjamins like bricks
They need 100 bricks on those 100 blocks
Just like real estate its property that your mind unlocks