Well I heard all about your travel ban
Just for countries that don’t fit your business plan
But how can you decide who cannot and who can
You’re the president now, not a businessman.(a kindly reminder)
And I heard you say climate change isn’t real
Well that’s not how the world’s leading scientists feel
So go bury your head in the sand if you will
For the waters are rising around Capitol Hill.
With four years in front and only three weeks behind ya
You somehow already managed to upset China
And if I could offer a kindly reminder
It’s not okay to grab women by the vagina.
And maybe it’s ‘cos your hands are so small
That’s why you have to build such a big f**ing wall
Yeah you promised it wide and you promised it tall
Now you’re wanting the Mexicans to pay for it all.
And you say that you’ll make America great
But I fear that we’re in for a long f**ing wait
‘Cos your carving divides through every state
And you’re filling up hearts with fear and hate.
Oh I know this song won’t change your thoughts
We’re more likely to see your tax reportsss.