Oh potatoes and mola**es
If you want some, oh just ask us
They're warm and soft like puppies and socks
Filled with cream and candy rocks
Oh potatoes and mola**es
They're so much sweeter than algebra cla**
If your stomach is grumblin'
And your mouth starts mumblin'
There's only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin'
Oh potatoes and mola**es
If you can't see 'em put on your gla**es
They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge
You know you've eaten enough when you start seein' stars
Oh potatoes and mola**es
It's the only thing left on your task list
They're short and stout
They'll make everyone shout
For potatoes and mola**es
For potatoes an-THAT'S ENOUGH