Caroline!(Caroline!) Caroline! All the guys would say she's mighty fine(Mighty fine!) But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time And the other half either got you cussed out, or coming up short. Yeah, now dig this, even though(Even though!) You'd need a golden calculator to divide(To divide!) The time it took to look inside and realize that Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah! I know you'd like to think your sh** don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo I know you'd like to think your sh** don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Caroline!(Caroline!) See she's the reason for the word "b**h"(b**h!) I hope she's speeding on the way to the club Trying to hurry up to get to some Baller or singer or somebody like that And try to put on her makeup in the mirror And crash, crash, craaash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!) She needs a golden calculator to divide The time it takes to look inside and realize that Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah! I know you'd like to think your sh** don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo I know you'd like to think your sh** don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Well she's got a hotty's body, but her attitude is potty When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty I said, "Shorty, would you call me?" She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?" I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of an ATM receipt But game, been peeped, dropping names she's weak Trickin' off this b**h is lost Must take me for a geek, ah, quick way to eat, Ah, neat place sleep, ah, rent-a-car for a week, ah, trick for a treat..Noo Go, on the raw s**, my AIDS test is flawless Regardless, we don't want to get involved without our lawyers And judges, just to hold grudges in the courtroom, I want to see ya support bra not support you! I know you'd like to think your sh** don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo I know you'd like to think your sh** don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo I know you'd like to think your sh** don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo I know you'd like to think your sh** don't stink But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-oo Better come back down to Mars Girl, quit chasin' cars What happens when the dough get so low b**h, you ain't that fine No waaay...no waaay...noo waaaaay Better come back down to Mars Girl, quit chasin' cars What happens when the dough get so low b**h, you ain't that fine No waaay...no waaay...noo waaaaay Crazy b**h b**h, Stupid a** b**h, Old punk a** b**h, Old dumba** b**h, A b**h's b**h, Just a b**h Stupid a** b**h, Old punk a** b**h, Old dumba** b**h, A b**h's b**h, Just a b**h