Cho:
Take up the sheet me hearties
Water the deck with brine
Bend the oars, you lousy who*es
None is bigger than mine
Three old who*es in Winnipeg
Were drinking sherry wine
Says one of them to the other two
"Yours is smaller than mine."
Cho:
"You're a liar," says the other old who*e
"Mine's as big as the moon
The battleships sail in and out
And never come until June."
Cho:
"You're a liar," says the other old who*e
"Mine's as big as the moon
The ships sail in on the first of the year
And never come out until June."
Cho:
"You're a liar," says the other old who*e
"Mine's as big as the air
The ships sail out and the ships sail in
And never tickle a hair."
Cho:
"You're a liar," says the first again
I'd blush to be so small
Many's the fleet they sailed right in
And never come out at all."
Cho: