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Decided not to blast myself cuz i rap on fleek, I still got gta missions to complete , at the same time I'm too stressed to be blessed, go to the doctors office with a vest on my chest, avoiding shots and Feds increasing the crime rate, I can make an album with a list of sh** I hate, if I've talked talked sh** About you or your friends in the past, I don't apologize you kids can kiss my a**, my sa** comes from a bad head on my shoulders, you ain't beautiful and I am the beholder, I'm older I see how dumb you humans are, racing past you f*gs faster than a Paul Newman car, yall some queer weirdos softer than ear lobes, ice bergs on my head I have ear globes, but I'm broker than shawn Marion's jumpshot, Shakin Jamaicans so I don't get blood clots
I feel bad for my parents they made a contradiction, sometimes I'm sad my s**m won the competition, observations? I have Oscar visions, I'm hard to understand like long division, my brain cells subtract my lyrics multiply, I add an*logies makin it easy to versify, learners write writers learn to burn after reading, judgmental judys act like we're in a legal proceeding, leaving stampeding dog breeding beings bleeding splatter brain matter on ceiling cuz that's how I'm feeling, I don't give a f** if you wanna spit me up, but if you wanna give me your wallet then hit me up, I'll take credit cards or flat cash just to get me goin, I'll take bamboola tokens if its get me to weed smokin, I need attitude adjustments and meetings with a shrink, life is a diseased kitten cuz everything stinks
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