[Verse 1: Malik Trips] Hola dude, I rearranged some letters for you A lot of dudes say it's tight, but you might say it bores you Of course you would man All your top rappers sound the same, dude I can-- sound like-- this-- too But i think it's kind of lame dude I'm sitting on rooftops, reading DBZ And if you k** me in your rap song, I'll eat all the senzu beans I am the black James Dean with a much better haircut And I wish Africa was left alone so we could chill in our mud huts All your friends' brains are like dandelions when it's windy And f** all these white girls at Coachella with red bindies Whatever man It's all good I'm sitting in the neighborhood Reading DBZ And if you k** me in your rap song, I'll eat all the senzu beans Uh, yup You could just [Hook: LOSTBOYEVSKY] Power level over 9000, Goku Flexitarian who likes tofu Everyone's equal, cool Societies lack equity, stupid Dark beer and cannabis, zooted Music just goes, movement Teach me how to human Teach me how to human [Verse 2: LOSTBOYEVSKY] Off his rocker, eating jalapeño poppers
Disregarding all the lame old scoffers Used to play golf for many hours in hot Iowa summers Then take cover in Delosse's pond Under the covers where I first discovered Masturbation's fun In that same basement where we played James Bond On Playstation duh That was nightfire Might be mike Myers on a tightwire Dwight McGuire of the trite sires Polite friar, pa**ing out bright flyers To white liars by the swing tire Fights fires that threaten our nice shire That's planet Earth Quest limitless , Jest infinite, Caress intimate Guess quizzical, Depth mystical, Best physical Plus non-physical soothsayer on the pirate ship Vibrant quips climb to violet-tipped rainbows Plain clothes no extravagance Jazzy fencer who imagines himself as a fuzzy hamster nuzzling out of instinct, Freudian Hopefully this song gets played like accordian [Hook] Power level over 9000, Goku Flexitarian who likes tofu Everyone's equal, cool Societies lack equity, stupid Dark beer and cannabis, zooted Music just goes, movement Teach me how to human Teach me how to human