[intro]
I'm not a rapper
Sir Seth on the track
[Verse 1: Sir Seth]
I play on my xbox and chew some pop rocks
But you won't see me buyin' Reeboks, Yeezys only fam
I got nine Glocks
I got some roses for my girl
But don't be askin' me for any skurl
Got my girls on skeet skeet
Got my boys on speed dial
Got my triggers in the trunk
But we ain't gettin' drunk
Poppin' some Advil and going to bed early
Early bird gets the worm
Went to the barber and got a perm
But we ain't gonna spread germ
I'm a boss in the club party rock
Looking for your girl she on my pyjama
Early bird gets the worm
Wake up at six forty five and drive to seminary
Speed and spend an hour learnin' bout the gospel
But we ain't living like we hostel
Marchin elephant marchin' down the street
Humongous, giant, but they don't go skeet skeet
Early bird gets the worm
Get to cla** five minutes early
Talk to Mrs. Bakker about getting burley
She teaches us some physics
And we buy some lit kicks
See a blood walkin' down the street and I shoot him
I don't appreciate gang violence
But you know me
I'm from the crip
We the hood
We the hood
We the hood
Early bird gets the worm x3
[Verse 2: eriiiiiicboiiiiii]
He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger
And I might like a milkshake as well"
She said to him, "I can't give you either"
He said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"
She said," Yes it is but we're closed now
But we open tomorrow at 10"
He said, " I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then"
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u, yeah
He will wait for yo-u
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u
Oh, he will wait for you
He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and Eggs for half price
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger please do not get angry
(Don't get angry)
He'll eat and be back here for lunch
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u
He'll be back for yo-u
Woooooooo!
[Verse 3: One Sock Jaque]
Cheese burger?
Boy u sure?
Thats some poor
Metaphor
Mother fricker's pimpin
Ball so hard im limpin
She got fairy dust
Say that girl's imp'in
That was straight blasphemy
I want you to pump gas for me
But if i see you imma gun u
Mother frickin enemy!
(But hey, thats just me)
Neighbour want beef
Well imma hold a barbeque
Neigbour light as leaves
Well imma slice all of you
They call me bad gangster
Because I don't hang with you
Drugs that i slang sir
Beat your whole team in two
Back on the subject of meat
Im a big man who's gotta eat
I went down to texas
In my frickin lexus
Now im rapping on this dope beat
Eric and sir seth this feats
When i walk down the street im a friendly neighbor
But if you step to me imma end ya neighbor
No clubs unless im golfing
Im a bad boy i hit under par
If a see another bad boy imma send'em far
Just bought some yeezys fam you know how it is
I listened to jay rod once now this is who it is
Yes im a big boy
Spittin like im big roy
Your raps are funny
What is this a big toy
If you act coy
Boy you'll get hit
Im done playing games
Im fed up with yo grit
When i come on the track
Your girls they be jealous
I dont talk no smack
But im not over zealous
[Outro: Ben Smith]
We're here at that park thing, but there doesn't seem to be any indians around
This way!
I like what they've done with this place, it's very nice