Horny girl
[Hook]:
I met a girl at the club, she was horny
I f**ed her that night and in the morning
But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry
I think I forgot about the rubber
She called me last week with the bad news
I didn't want to admit it but I had to to
Now I'm gonna be a father, it s**s for my daughter
I just wish I kinda knew the mother
[Verse 1]
Ayo excuse me miss, can I sing you a little music?
I saw that a** shakin,' it got me a little boosted
Not to be rude or nothin,' but you must be doin' something
Cause you got me droolin' over that ba-donka-duka-dunkin
So mommy if you with it, then we can hook up later
But first, maybe we should converse like a Chuck Taylor
But if you ain't in the mood for discussion then baby f** it
Cause I know that when you're under the covers you're like a Mr. Bucket
I'm makin' moves, if you wanna pack ya baggage
We can ride a horse and carriage throughout Italy and Paris
We can f** in front of monuments because you're not embarra**ed
Yo I know you love the way the Eiffel Tower resembles a phallace
And in my palace on a secret bed of roses
We can eat forbidden fruit 'till the seeds are comin' out of our noses
Call me Moses, cause I can be your savior
But you know you gettin' spanked if you're not on your best behavior
Sike! I'm just joshin' you mommy, and I been watchin' you mommy
The way you drop it got me rockin' a rocket salami
And for a couple nickels, baby I would hump your nipples
And I'll pump my plumper pickle inside of your pumpernickel
[Hook]
I met a girl at the club, she was horny
I f**ed her that night and in the morning
But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry
I think I forgot about the rubber
She called me last week with the bad news
I didn't want to admit it but I had to to
Now I'm gonna be a father, it s**s for my daughter
I just wish I kinda knew the mother
[Verse 2]
It's like Corona and lime the way that we go together
I'll have you droppin' ya drawers like you was a broken dresser
Yo Vanessa, whatever ya name is, I think I forgot it
I just wanna see you drop it like sensitive topics
You would think it's Fred's spot, whenever I get wops
We the Flintstones, the way that we make the bed rock
And when I'm hittin' it, I'm infinite
My dick is like a flagpole in the winter, the way your tongue sticks to it
Let's make love in this club like I was Usher
But like a silly motherf**er I forgot the rubber
So call me on ya mobile phone, whenever you're home alone
And I will come over and give you my Y chromosome…Easy!
[Hook]
I met a girl at the club, she was horny
I f**ed her that night and in the morning
But it's all so blurry, when you hook up in a hurry
I think I forgot about the rubber
She called me last week with the bad news
I didn't want to admit it but I had to to
Now I'm gonna be a father, it s**s for my daughter
I just wish I kinda knew the mother