Let me tell you about a simple day
In my own way I woke up a 6 today
Put on the coffee machine
I always dreamed of being a millionaire
Without a care in the world because I'm loosing my hair
Dressing up like a model in the shop window
Even though I know I got it wrong and it don't go
You get to work to find that your boss in a mood
Man what makes him think that he can be so rude
Forgot to wash your face and your head aches too
People are staring as they pa** you by ay ay
Let it go don't show that you're a single man
And not a day goes by without a p**no mag
God dam if I had only stayed at home today
I'll be fine to live the rest of my life this way
Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living)
Just a simple day (these times when everything's slow)
Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living)
Just a simple day (these times)
Let me tell you about a simple day
In my own way fined for jaywalking
While I was talking to the traffic man
Who's on commission man
He said that's what I do to put my kids through school
So my apologies, enjoy your day
Who's he to say that when taking my money away
Think man if I had only stayed at home today
I'll be fine to live the rest of my life this way
Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living)
Just a simple day (these times when everything's slow)
Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living)
Just a simple day (these times)
Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living)
Just a simple day (these times when everything's slow)
Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living)
Just a simple day (these times)