Think I found bikini bottoms
Cuz I’m Swimmin in this pussy juice
Overdosing on some krabby patties
fu*king Drug abuse
All these mermaids man
Stickin to me like a barnacle
Boy I don’t need hooks cuz
I got the fu*kin carnival
I got sauidwards nose in
between my fkn legs
I know you want my tentacle
So give me fkn head
Patar unga squag
b*tch learn ya history
Weeshnaw
sea horse mystery
I’m a karate master
Even sandy don’t mess with me
Bouta spread her cheeks
Spit spit open sesame
She calls me dirty dan
In the sheets
Can’t arrest me
Put my pinhead in her stomach
Like a krabby patty recipe
Livin like Larry
You will neva Eva best me
I don’t got the ick
You can even fu*kin test me
Squilliam a b*tch why tf you
Always flexing
Stupid unibrow having ass
(Spongebob laugh)
Put a patty on a bun
with lettuce
Cheese onions
and tomatoes
Ketchup mustard pickles
Put on the top bun and now your meal’s fuego
Best day ever that’s how everyday go
Cuttin up the beat
Like the sash ringing
flash singing
bash pinging
hash slinging slasher
Only smitty werberjagermanjensen
Can do it faster
su*k a titty Imma bang her and Jen then
I’ll finger blaster
Money money money
Mr krabs a greedy ba*tard
Listen to the conch shell that is my master
Big meaty claws don’t only attract mates
They’ll knock ya ass out betta stay out space
Or I’ll c-c-c-c-combo yo ass in the face
(Wombo combo)
Better Sw-sw-sw-sw-swing first don’t wanna catch a case
I don’t ever wanna see you at the salty spittoon
If I see you imma drown you in the goo lagoon
Ya heard!
Think I found bikini bottoms
Cuz I’m Swimmin in this pussy juice
Overdosing on some krabby patties
fu*king Drug abuse
All these mermaids man
Stickin to me like a barnacle
Boy I don’t need hooks cuz
I got the fu*kin carnival
I got squidwards nose in
between my fkn legs
I know you want my tentacle
So give me fkn head
Patar unga squag
b*tch learn ya history
Weeshnaw
sea horse mystery
(Neigh like mystery)
Walking to the Krusty krab in line waitin
Bubble bass in front of me
Smellin like bacon
Greasy ass
Pickle stealing
Free loading
Big head
b*tch
F is for f*ck you b*tch
and you know that
U is for u ain’t sh*t
and it’s fun cause
N is for ni**a you can su*k my dick
And these hands you don’t want to f*ck with
Ahhh the sea
So fascinating
So full of life
Here lies bikini bottom —
I’ll take it from here
Are you ready kids?
(Yeah ni**a!!)
I can’t hear you
(YEAH ni**a!!)
Oooooooohhhhhh
Think I found bikini bottoms
Cuz I’m Swimmin in this pussy juice
Overdosing on some krabby patties
fu*king Drug abuse
All these mermaids man
Stickin to me like a barnacle
Boy I don’t need hooks cuz
I got the fu*kin carnival
I got sauidwards nose in
between my fkn legs
I know you want my tentacle
So give me fkn head
Patar unga squag
b*tch learn ya history
Weeshnaw
sea horse mystery
(Neigh like mystery)