[Intro]
Yo, Yo Miami
Yo Cali-Fornia
North East West and South motherf**a
Yo Check this out
This is Dirt Dog
I'm here to make you scream
[Chorus] (x4)
Big Baby Jesus I can't wait
n***a f** that! I can't wait!
[Verse 1]
I ain't no actor my sh**'s for real
Thighmaster
If I don't get paid 2 or 3 million dollars on Monday
I'm a bring on the ARMAGEDDON!(It's Monday)
f** that feeling, this fo reeling
n***a I want my own island
Make it rain, hail, storm and earthquake
UHHHH! That's what I'm saving!
Play that music in your trunk
The c**aine amplifies my funk
n***a I'm from the ghetto
How many celebrities from the ghetto?
(Dirty your crazy, I'm crazy about your music
Dirty your crazy, you're a nutcase you're a f**ing nutcase)
[Chorus] (x4)
Big Baby Jesus I can't wait
n***a f** that! I can't wait!
[Verse 2]
AIDS, chickenpox, flu, and night fever
Cancer, herpes, mumps, and seizures
Diabetes, TB if you're against me
You die easier!
Cops don't have a show whatsoever
Ain't no more doctors, ministers
Nurses can't give us searches
There won't be electric, won't be churches
Cause your body go against you
Whether it's a lie or whether it's true
You can't use violent mentalities anymore
It ain't lambskin
You can't use the word napkin
n***a ya sleeping
[Chorus] (x3)
Big Baby Jesus I can't wait
n***a f** that! I can't wait!
[Break]
Hold on Hold on Hold on
HAHAHAHAH
[Verse 3]
I'm diplomatic playing pen and pad
Ratatat you're a scaredy-cat
Cause I have a tat put you up like that
You can't stand that, cause you gotta scat
You couldn't even move
Don't know how to groove
b*tch TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
Stink up the room
Motherf**er you knew!
f**ing with the doo
Dirt Dog don't mean to be rude
[Chorus] (x8)
Big Baby Jesus I can't wait
n***a f** that! I can't wait!
[Outro]
I want to give a shoutout to FunkMaster Flex
And all the DJs across the world
I want to give a shoutout to my n***a Luke
I want to give a shoutout to my n***a Suge Knight
To my n***a Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg
I want to give a shoutout to um,um, what's them n***as, Outkast
I want to give a shoutout to them crazy n***as
In parts of the world that I never been too
I want to give a shoutout to the Eskimos
I want to give a shoutout to the submarines
I want to give a shoutout to the army, air force, navy marines
Know what I'm saying? Y'all playing my music
In the submarines and the boats
Play that sh** know what I'm saying?
It's called traveling music busting ya a** style
Yo Big Baby Jesus, know what I'm saying it's one love
I give a shout out to all the women
I give a shout out to all the babies
All the munchkins
All across the world playin' hopskotch
I want to give a shoutout to all the school teachers
I give a shout out to um, um, myself
[Chorus] (x3)
Big Baby Jesus I can't wait
n***a f** that! I can't wait!
[Outro]
Big Baby Jesus
I give a shout out to the Wu-Tang, Tang, Tang, Tang...
The Brooklyn Zoo