* original version w/o The Clipse, additional two ODB verses
[Chorous: Ol' Dirty ba*tard (Pharrell Williams)]
Operator (operator)
Get the police (she's so fine)
Operator (operator)
Get the police (she's so finen)
Look at that girl (she's so fine)
Look at that girl (say it again)
Look at that girl (must be a crime)
Operator
[Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
Met this b**h, by the name of Suzy
She was a bad b**h, she had a big ol' booty
She got me set up, when I went to the projects
Bad a** b**h, she was the one to holla at
Had another b**h by the name of Precilla
You know that bad b**h, she taste like vanilla
In my car, looking good like that
Getting money, making rushes, down with rats
Saying to myself, no one can defeat me
I got my dick out, come on b**h, feed me
Let sh** out, go down the throat
n***a like me, never miss a note
If rain, I got coke, so I can't soaked
Make a n***a go, I takes that dough
Get hot like Superfly
I'm the best at this sh** and I don't know why
[Chorus]
[Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
Girls with money, drippin' from your a**
I don't give a f**, I'm smoking gra**
You known me from down the block, I'm that good
Sold to your people in your neighborhood
Baby how you want, the period is yummy
The diamonds in my mouth, I'm eatin' gummy
The feet b**h, I'm not lookin' at the corn
The way you farted, smell like them horns
You got enough body, enough to start a fight
Your deep throat, me solo, say all night
I'm movin' on you, screwin' on you
Don't know what I'm doing on you
Ain't your man, but I know I'm chewing on you
You'll be best, when me and you leave the set
Got rubies, how did you get them neck?
How do you feel about that b**h, if the b**h is a fatty
Hit that b**h, now take it from me
[Chorus]
[Hook 4X: Ol' Dirty ba*tard (girl)]
If you ain't sweating, there's something wrong, girl
(I am....) Say it louder
[Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
Now b**h tell me right now, why you trying to k** me
As if that I like b**hes like Eazy-E
You float like a bu*terfly, sting like a bee
Knock that ho out like Muhammad Ali
Spin in my mouth, throw your knees to the floor
Squeel like a pig, I squeel like a who*e
Squeel like a motherf**er, do on tour
69 girl, get on all fours
Winter, Spring, Summertime, Fall
When I walk down the street, do a man who*e
Black blueberry b**h, stink, girls itch
Forget two G, I'm filthy man rich
Tuesday, Wednesday, I take off
Get it b**h, get it, my dick needs floor
I'm gonna get this CREAM, teen girl, hurt you, f** laws
Movin' on your broads, fly skit tours
[Chorus 2X]