[Intro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard (Goldy Hawn)]
Every horror movie they can attack ya a**
If you f**in' wit the Ol' Dirt Dog
b**h what's his name... in Wu-Tang
b**h, if you didn't hear it muthaf**in'
You heard it now, on radio 98.7
"Time to go to sleep"
(Aight, it's time for ya b**h a** muthaf**as to go to sleep, then
Big Bad Wolves, n***as
Yo son, aiyo Dirt you ready, ready?) I'm ready, I'm ready
All you b**hes ready to go steady
(Yo, hit them n***as wit that sh**, son)
To the girls over there (to the b**hes)
To the n***as over there (to my n***as)
From the front, to the back, packed everywhere
Wanna get smacked out the atmosphere (you wanna get smacked?)
My name is Dirt Dog, b**h, I don't know where and how
My name is Dirt Dog, and in pilgrim, you smile
b**h you get murdered from the first start
(Aiyo, God, you gotta f** the sh** up iller than
The that sh** son, right there, man, for real man?)
Turn it up, turn it up, turn the headphones up
(Word?) One-two, one-two (one-two ya'll)
It don't stop ya'll (it don't, ya'll)
Won't stop ya'll
[Hook 6X: Ol' Dirty ba*tard (Goldy Hawn]
Children sik 'em (children sik 'em)
[Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
Murder was the first artwork obtained
A n***a didn't know the seven half ounces of brain
You try to maintain, you didn't know the slang
My name is from the Wu-Tang, n***a, I k** a bu*tf**a up to slain
n***a, Wu-Tang, you could never ever hang
I said it again and again and again
n***a you fooled cuz you didn't know this
Cuz I'm the specialist
[Hook 2X: Ol' Dirty ba*tard (sampled kids)]
Children sik 'em (when they're gonna get you)
Children sik' 'em (when they're gonna get you)
Children sik 'em (I'm not asleep)
Children sik 'em (it's time to go to sleep)
[Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
You didn't have no power to predict in them
The Dirt Dog came wit the natural handsome and slim
Style that came wit the buckwild
n***a, I taught 'em, n***a I treat 'em
n***a, don't know how to reach them
My name is Dirt Dog I keep those speeches in
From down down Martin Luther King to Malcolm X
I make the n***as come up and give recess
Blaow! She don't know my Elijah Muhammed style
f** a n***a up wild, I am up on the couch
The Dirt Dog n***a, never foul
f** a n***a up, a spirit attack ya wild
How? Cuz hip hop don't stop the groove, ya'll
I make a n***a caution at the smooth yard
Styles that make you wanna roll up in the streets
And go up in ya house, because ya streets and ya house is talkin' to you
You want to get a haunted house Amittyville
What you, what you say, and do
[Hook 2X]
[Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
I grew up, in the L.P. crew
Muthaf**a, me, Ro' and Johnny Q
n***a Johnny, attackin' on ya an*log a** n***as
Cuz you was on the dick and you wasn't f**in' lookin' at me
Master Born, and on top of them n***as, you was rollin' wit me
sh**, RZA came through and Popa Wu
Muthaf**a, we ran ya whole muthaf**in' crew
Don't act like we didn't know what the f** to do
Muthaf**a, we taught ya b**h a** kung fu, too
What, what, you wanna talk about?
You won't know know no kung fu if I'm not in ya house
Dirt Dog, yo' Busta Rhymes I ain't got nothin' against you
But ya f**ed my boo, it's all good, n***a, true
Dirt Dog, do it for you, hip hop don't f** wit me, who
How, when, what, where, gonna get you
[Hook 2X]
[Outro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
And if you ever go against the n***a, you die
Enough dyin', enough unmultiplyin'
White boys, white girls, when you hear this noise
Go crazy, attack a n***a like a muthaf**in'
Muthaf**in', animal, savage, beast
Comin' through ya muthaf**in' house
b**h, you couldn't reach
This style that's f**in' you up