[Chorus]
You're a f**ing nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f**ing nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f**ing nerd
You're a f**ing nerd
Oh, Jacob no one likes you (oh no one likes you, no)
Cause you're f**ing nerd
f**ing nerd
f**ing nerd
f**ing nerd
[Verse 1]
Instead of T&A
You got G.O.T
Anime, Star Trek, D&D
You still quote high school geometry
And that's cool
Wait, no it's not
And I do a couple of eight balls
Before breakfast every day
I slam dunk so much poon I make
Wilt Chamberlain look gay
Wilt Chamberlain
Star center for the LA Lakers
Famously slept with more than 20,000 women
[Chorus]
You're a f**ing nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f**ing nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f**ing nerd
You're a f**ing nerd
Oh, Jacob no one likes you (oh no one likes you, no)
Cause you're a f**ing nerd
f**ing nerd
f**ing nerd
f**ing nerd
[Verse 2]
The only trophy you've got
Is some mathelete sh**
Your fantasies are all about Khaleesi's tits
You did have that one chick at Summer camp
But wait...
No, she was fake
And I do so much blow
My goddamn eyeballs are on fire
I f**, f**in' angels, bro
Dude, I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
I rape tigers
[Bridge]
How are you such a nerd?
No one gives a f**
About your f**ing nerdy-nerd life, Jacob
f**ing nerd
[Chorus]
You're a f**ing nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f**ing nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f**ing nerd
You're a f**ing nerd
Oh, Jacob no one likes you
You're nerd
And no one likes you
You're a f**ing nerd
And no one likes you (f**ing nerd)
You're a f**ing nerd (Jacob)
You're a f**ing nerd (f**ing nerd)
Oh, Jacob no one likes you
(No one likes you, no)
Cause you're f**ing nerd
f**ing nerd
f**ing nerd
f**ing nerd