{verse 1}
I was a teenage monster
I’m the product of a modern time
I’m young and i’m supple and i look so fine
{verse 2}
I was a teenage monster
And i always make my parents cry
They didn’t understand that i could not die
{pre-chorus}
Oh, ho, ho, ho
I wake up in the morning
All blurry and fuzzed
My memory is going
Sometimes i can’t remember
Who i am, who i am, who i am
{chorus}
Stupid kids, (yeah, hey!)
I say, (shove it up your...)
Stupid kids, (yeah, hey!)
They say, (shove it up your...)
Stupid kids, (yeah, hey!)
I say, (shove it up your...)
Stupid kids, (yeah, hey!)
They say, (shove it up your...)
Stupid kids, (yeah, hey!)
I say, (shove it up your)
{verse 3}
I was a teenage monster
I’m almost sure that it was me
Woah! what else would explain my actions
And my irresponsibility
{instrumental interlude}
{verse 4}
I was a teenage monster
But i’m not a monster anymore
I got a cushy job at the discount store
{verse 5}
I was a teenage monster
And the girls come from far and wide
Hop in the backseat, lets go for a ride
{pre-chorus}
Oh, ho, ho, ho
Cruisin’ down the backstreet
I take ‘em to a burger stand
Show ‘em all my sharp teeth
Let ‘em all know just
Who i am, who i am, who i am
I’m strong as a wildcat
I drive a cool car
I like to drive real fast
Let ‘em all know just
Where i’m at, where i’m at, where i’m at
{refrain}
I was a teenage monster
I was a teenage monster
I was a teenage monster
I was a teenage monster
{outro}
Oh, ho, ho, ho
I wake up in the morning
All blurry and fuzzed
My memory is going
Sometimes i can’t remember
Who i am, who i am, who i am