[Skit: OG Dev]
"The Washington Monument. The Eiffel Tower. The Space Needle. For years, people respected these buildings cause they were tall and phallic-shaped. People looked up to things that looked like big dicks because big dicks were what was in. But one man; one mystical man, named Wesley Warren, changed it all with his ma**ive scrotum and the world lived the year of the sacks. The world was changed forever. So gentlemen, stand tall and be proud of your real big sack."