Sit back and relax, to the new creation
Of Off Kilter, we're the best in the nation
All you would've beens, could've beens, whoever you are
You want to be a bagpiper so you'll be a star
You're an educated, duplicated,
Well known dictator
Cool calm collected movin' up like an elevator
Too hot to hold, to rock to control
A little bit of wit, lots of soul
Make some noise
We're the Off Kilter boys
Like a warrior's bow freshly carved and strung
We march to the sound of the double kick drum
We speak our language and throw our axes
The only thing final is d**h and taxes
We're an equal temper of heroic heart
Every man here really slays their part
Illusion of life, we take our stand
From superficial stress we've got a celtic rock band
Make some noise
We're the Off Kilter boys
Make some noise
We're the Off Kilter boys