Poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So f**ing delicate like mommy's fine china
If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
I got a message for these little f*gs trynna
Be a mommy's boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, a**wipe
Looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
Stick five fingers in your a**, no lube
So what'cha gonna do?
If you're number one, shove it up your a** and make it number 2 (Oh)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I'm hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(Oooh)
Ha ha no comma, b**hes with their self esteem get out of the sauna
My sh** lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
(Ew, oh my god.)
And if you think you're f**ing grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips b**h
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever pa**es
Your life flashes before your eyes, oh wait, it's your Google Gla**es
Never mind f*ggot, just pick your a** up and take you to the closest sign f*ggot
I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself
(Is that the end of the story?
Ha ha ha ha ha, no son)
[Hook]
k** yourself, please please k** yourself
You should really k** yourselves
Please please k** yourself
You should really k** yourselves
Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook b**h
Now that's a real education f** books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these p**y a** canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this sh**'ll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This sh**'ll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen