[Sample]
True sanctified socks
I'm not interested in your holy socks
Alright bob?
Heheheheh
[Yoni Wolf]
I figure I'll never have to
Get my own boxer shorts
Cause people like to get them
For you for christmas
For your birthday
And I wonder if any man
Ever has to buy his own boxer shorts
Or if, like mine
They always seem to replace themselves
Like fingernails, like hair
Socks, you buy
When the old ones grow holes --
It's as simple as that
But with boxer shorts
It ain't your choice
When the new ones come
And when the old ones go
And what if I did want to
Buy my own boxer shorts?
What then?
Would it be unwise?
Would I be better off
Spending my dough
On gummy worms
On dental floss?