To be someone must be a wonderful thing
A famous footballer a rock singer
Or a big film star, yes i think that i would like
I would like that
To be rich and have a lot of fans
And lots of girls to prove that i'm a man
To be number one - and loved by everyone
Getting drugged up with my trendy friends
They really dig me, man, and i dig them
And the money that i spend, it is like my fame, and it's quickly gone
No more swimming in my guitar shaped pool
No more reporters at my beck and call
No more c**aine, now it's only ground chalk
And i can't afford a taxi so i have to walk
Didn't i have a nice time
Wasn't it sucha nice time
Didn't i have a nice time
I realize i should have stuck to my guns
You stood me out just like a ba*tard son
And i lost myself, but i know that it was wrong
And it cost me a lot
No more drinking cause now the club shuts down
And i'm out here on my arse with the rest of you clowns
I get really scared without my bodyguard
And i'm sitting all alone in my expensive yard
Didn't i have a nice time
Wasn't it such a nice time
Didn't i have a nice time
Wasn't it such a nice time
I remember it was a nice time
To be someone must be a wonderful thing