[Chorus]
I'm beginning to feel like a warlock (warlock)
Unafraid of these whelp cause I got more dots (more dots)
Alliance wanna war then I'll give 'em more rot (more rot)
Than Sylvanas got up in her azure crotch
[Verse 1]
But if I'm being honest Sylvanas is dead
I'd still hit that, man I'd crit that
Not a little afraid to admit that
I'd still split that like a Kit Kat
Forsaken but I'm still up on it
Gonna give unliving lady ghoul Sylvanas
A rise she hasn't felt since Quel'danas
Don't need an MC cause shes on this
Come again like the first time that she pa**ed
So I guess that you can call me Arthas
This bigoty bigoty biggie BE
You don't really wanna be up in a B G with this lock on a Dreadsteed
Bringing heat to the legion screamin nerf me like a BE Demonology McCree see?
At the exact same time battling these demons from the legion
Guarantees that I'm laughin at pallies being down on their Ally knees
Pretty please while I'm pa**in agonies to these plebs
Didn't realize I was needed but they pleaded for my locks help When legion attacked
How could I not go? When I get throw UA's that grow fat when they stack
Now that were back from another time period man that WoD was bad
It's actually exactly as wack
As the fat Pandaren expansion pack a setback because
[Chorus]
I'm beginning to feel like a warlock (warlock)
Unafraid of these whelp cause I got more dots (more dots)
Don't need no arms warrior because dark pact rocks (pact rocks)
I dwarf all competition so call me Blackrock (Blackrock)
Thats kinda funny see at least if you ask me cause B R D was the Dwarve's spot
[Verse 2]
And you'd thing by the fervor
From these nerds and their legacy servers
That I'm gonna wanna beg to preserve her?
Sounds about as fun as taking one in the a** from a perverted Murmur uuh
MC is the raid that you're choosing thats amusing now you Gotta get ya motherf**in raid attuned!
And you wonder why the groups gonna lose it?
Me? Rag Nag Roasted like hot damn
Plot flopped Illidan got brought in
Lich King dethroned I fought him
Now in legion thank God you got Nyhm
Conspired enough to one day appear get gear and be on a mission to
Beat Varian to submission and turn motherf**in' Stormwind in
To ball of flames
Even though I walk through the streets and draw all the Draenai dames
Only Ally dame I'm even interested in is Jaina Proudmore chained on the tracks of a train
And they say that I'm insane
But a lock gotta rock them flames
And summon demons tell me why in the f** are you screamin?
It's my succubus, friend
Don't hate because you play around with a couple dumb Pokemen
You witnessing her a** and curves and she got the hearts Gathering your hers to command
Oh yeah! bubbles gay that's all I say paladin
Immunities up, layin on hands and now im beginnin again everyday paladin
Hey! Paladin? why you play paladin?
I'll k** you again life drain paladin!
Gotta dot for everything you have never gonna stick around I Fear so run away paladin
Basically man we're never gonna be capable of keepin peace in The same place paladin
[Chorus]
I'm beginning to feel like a warlock (warlock)
Unafraid of these whelp cause I got more dots (more dots)
Twisting lyrics like nether, call me fell bard (fell bard)
Making ladies green with envy cause they fel hard
Knell before warchief Nyhm no guardians like Khadgar
[Verse 3]
Girl you be lore and I'll be Nobbel
Know that I'm gonna know ya
Despite how convoluted even when Metzen makes you stupid
We'll find someplace secluded
'fore you lose your head and I might just wake the dead, a Valkyr cupid
But your body gettin looted!
Cause I'm back like Dalaran
Howl of terror I'm hollerin so join the demon hunter spree
I'll be the demon caller man
It's me
Not M A G E
If you could be so O P co*ky lock B E in a D H spree
I might've been gone for a while but I was born in BC If the Legions coming back well not without me!
I Spent enough time
Sipping morning glory dew and junglevine wine
Didn't hit up Draenor with McFly wouldn't Mist pandas if the Sha'ts mine
Now demons all thinkin I won't return the punchline
I know there was a time where once I
Might've givin it all up but now I'm back steady holding up the front line
With these grunts, I'm gonno design Legions decline
Return Illidan to his confines give it up Maiev this ones mine
You had your chance that one time laid him on back on the top of BT
And we tried to say it's past time that we end his plot line
Punt the skull off the side give this emo elf a razor, Linkin Park, Save us all time
See if he gets away from us now aughta k** em but I'm sure He'll end up allied
Returned after a little absence confused by the factions learn that half my Horde
Turned traitor for Alliance and I don't know what went down back in Warlords
But I dont want em back cause I dont take captives
You like turning? ain't no returning!
And we just brought another Gul'Dan to the mainland as Archimond's main man
Cause we can't seem to keep badguys dead
With magic and couple a gadgets we can rip the fabric of time And space nad face them again
Anythings better than 24/7 missions in a motherf**in garrison
So Blizzard went straight into the expansion after a year delay
"Hey, fans? Now we got you"
Now I'm back faster than aspect of the cheetah speed
I slamma a lot a shamans on a
Loser pally noob whose choosin
To betray their hordies
For the racials of a stupid human
Innervated now I'm made of
Mana so that anything I'm
Casting isn't costing me a bit
Because I do a druid
Never sated, every time I
Immolate a gnome I gotta
Go and soak it in an elekk
Stew and leave it marinating
Always waiting for the day
Allaince gets eradicated
Till that day my soul is staying
Stoned so I'm regenerating
Cause the players know that I can stimulate 'em
I make all the raiders lose it
You make sure your raids are losers
Just go ask Hellscream oops wait we can't he got rebellious noe the dudes RIP
Is that Gorehowl he dropped? cause I know my cla** can really use it
Artifact weapons rock! but now there more than one? It's so Confusing
Gotta have all three artifacts! I don't know which one to choose
Color schemes and relics to infuse
Now I'm speccin into one of these weapons wrecking noobs
One second I saw Armageddon on two more dudes
How legendary is it if you got one too
Would've lampooned the lore issue but Uthalesh just looks so f**in cool!
Mog failing, raid bailing but look how my Blood Elf's prevailing
Nothing like Budd, but still sailing
May bully a Nelf and a Draenai too
Cause my flag don't fly blue
And I'm ahead of you online I'm a legen in my ming cause I
Never head outside, f** that
I'm pasty white but my corruotuin spreads when I seed in the Elites dumping energies of the fel
Still siccibis flaunting
But in my head whispering demons are taunting and wanting Nothing but release and
Here's what I find haunting
They're asking me to subjugate the other of my race
And eliminate the stalemate if the invasion they planned
Then they'll spare me from decimation and be sympathetic to My a**imilation and rewar my cooperation
But f** it
Life's handing me demons, why not enslave them?
And if I can't make em my minions then why would I not shard Their souls and just take them?
Thank you for the donation!
And there ain't no debate if you think I need to Qiraji to
Practice my love craft
And smack Cth'un
And put an end to his race and become and old God, Be a God?
Think not, why be a God
I'm already a Lock
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