[Hook]
Hi
My name is (who?)
My name is (huh?)
My name is (chicka chicka)
Nyhm baby!
Hi
My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chicka chicka)
Nyhm baby
Hi
My name is (what?)
[Ahem]
My name is (wuh?)
[Excuse me!]
My name is (chicka chicka)
Nyhm baby
Hi
My name is (huh?)
[May I have the attention of the programmers?]
My name is (huh?)
[For one second]
My name is (chicka chicka)
Nyhm baby
Hi Bliz, know what server is?
Wanna stop messing them up every time that we have a maintenance?
It's funny, all that money, but how are you going to spend it?
Alleria's down again and can we please get a new power strip!?
My mind's been gone, since the first time that I logged on
But my account got hacked and now I see that all of my gear's pawned (Where'd it go?)
And people ask me why it is that I don't like gold farms?
Half my toons got deleted, the rest don't have any clothes on (Ni hao)
Well, since level twelve, I fell in love with my elf
So I took my old hunter and popped him up on the shelf
I get mad though, everyone tells me I'm a h*mo
It's not my fault Blood Elves mount co*ks colored like rainbows
Tie up a paladin fast, mana tap his a**
Just pa** it back after all these spells that I cast
I'm not mana addicted, it's just really appealing
They didn't used to call us "High Elves" for no reason!
(Repeat Hook 4X)
I think all of my fans are probably in junior high (I love Nyhm!)
They send me incoherent emails, so i never reply
Then this chick, sent me the pics, that are requested
I was interested, but she was sixteen and now I'm arrested (Drop the pictures!)
Time for questing, let's pop open the journal
Level one fan mobs, let's summon up an infernal! (Do-da-loot-do-da-loo!)
A Demonologist Dreadsteed riding equestrian
k**ing my own fan club while they're screaming "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
I spam trade chat all the time, because I like to
Until I make you mad, you send me tells, and then I ignore you
I picked the lock on the box, then I opened the locker
Get a raid group together and tell them "WE'RE KILLING HOGGER!"
You know you screwed up when your song's being declared
The number one single, with the hearing impaired (YAY!)
And Athene's my hero, no one else can compare
He beat the world leveling record, and nobody cared
(Repeat Hook 4x)
Stop the raid! My sandwich gots to be made!
AFK, just wait while I bio-break (be right back)
Every time I leave, it's customary to wipe
I barely make it back from the Scarlet Monastery alive (OH MY GOD!)
Go ahead, app to the guild, all of my stalkers have tried (Haha)
They provide a good laugh, right before they're denied
I said I was OP, but I lied (I s**)
Which alt do I wanna hide on now, I can barely decide
BG teams all seem to think that I'm senseless
I cap the mine and leave, when it's defenseless (INCOMING!)
Maybe I'll get a invitation to the Blizzard Convention (Yeah)
When i get back, bet my account is under suspension
One little joke about teaming up with the Mattel team
My god, new hairstyles! It's Barbie's Wrath of the b**h Queen
By the way, teach me how to play
I didn't get instructions with my account when I bought it off of Ebay
(Repeat Hook 4x)