Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect Judge Dre presiding In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department Prosecuting attorneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube, And Eazy motherf**in E Order, order, order Ice Cube, take the motherf**in stand Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth And nothin but the truth so help your black a**? You god damn right! Well won't you tell everybody what the f** you gotta say? f** the police comin' straight from the underground A young n***a got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think They have the authority to k** a minority f** that sh**, cause I ain't the one For a punk motherf**er with a badge and a gun To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell f**in' with me cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product Thinkin' every n***a is sellin' narcotics You'd rather see, me in the pen Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o Beat a police out of shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still gettin' swoll off bread and water I don't know if they f*gs or what Search a n***a down, and grabbin' his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top Black police showin' out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm On ANY motherf**er in a blue uniform Just cause I'm from, the CPT Punk police are afraid of me! HUH, a young n***a on the warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops, dyin' in L.A. Yo Dre, I got somethin' to say f** the police Pull your god damn a** over right now Aww sh**, now what the f** you pullin' me over for? 'Cause I feel like it! Just sit your a** on the curb and shut the f** up Man, f** this sh** Aight smart a**, I'm takin' your black a** to jail! MC Ren, will you please give your testimony To the jury about this f**ed up incident? f** the police and Ren said it with authority Because the n***as on the street is a majority A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin' And the motherf**in' weapon is kept in A stash box, for the so-called law Wishin' Ren was a n***a that they never saw Lights start flashin' behind me But they're scared of a n***a so they mace me to blind me But that sh** don't work, I just laugh Because it gives em a hint, not to step in my path For police, I'm sayin, "f** you punk!" Readin' my rights and sh**, it's all junk Pullin' out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake-a**ed badge and a gun in your hand But take off the gun so you can see what's up And we'll go at it punk, and I'm a f** you up! Make you think I'm a kick your a** But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast I'm sneaky as f** when it comes to crime But I'm a smoke 'em now and not next time Smoke any motherf**er that sweats me Or any a**hole, that threatens me I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope Takin' out a cop or two, they can't cope with me The motherf**in' villain that's mad With potential, to get bad as f** So I'm a turn it around Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound Yeah, somethin' like that But it all depends on the size of the gat Takin' out a police, would make my day But a n***a like Ren don't give a f** to say f** the police Yeah man, what you need? Police, open now Aww sh** We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest Get down and put your hands up where I can see 'em (Move motherf**er, move now!) What the f** did I do, man what did I do? Just shut the f** up And get your motherf**in' a** on the floor (You heard the man, shut the f** up!) But I didn't do sh** Man just shut the f** up! Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand And tell the jury how you feel about this bullsh**? I'm tired of the motherf**in jackin Sweatin my gang, while I'm chillin in the shack, and Shinin the light in my face, and for what? Maybe it's because I kick so much bu*t I kick a**, or maybe cause I blast On a stupid-a**ed n***a when I'm playin with the trigger Of any Uzi or an AK Cause the police always got somethin stupid to say They put out my picture with silence Cause my identity by itself causes violence The E with the criminal behavior Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got? A s**er in a uniform waitin to get shot By me, or another n***a And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger (Size ain't sh**, he's from the old school fool) And as you all know, E's here to rule Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a Dumb motherf**er with a gun And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be the one That I take out, and then get away While I'm drivin off laughin this is what I'll say f** the police The verdict The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck, White bread, chicken sh** motherf**er But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie! Get him out of here! I want justice! Get him the f** out my face! I want justice! Out, right now! f** you, you black mother f**ers! f** the police