Call the number on your screen.
Talk to the girl of your dreams.
Tell her how you really feel.
You can't touch her, but she's real.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.
Spend all your money talking to that b**h.
Can't pay your bills cause you're not rich.
How long do you talk anyway.
She does all the talking and look who pays.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.
You're a loser, face the facts.
She doesn't mean a word, it's just an act.
Work all week, wait for the weekends.
So you can go home and do it all again.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.