I died last night, eh eh
Tripped over my own shoe laces
I broke my spine
Fell on the sidewalk
And I landed on my face
And I thought
What a way to go
After all I've seen
I can't just press Undo
I've become a zombie me
Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me
Tried to say "Hi"
But all of my earthly charm had gone
She floated by
So distracted with
The sound of her own cell phone
I said, "Go ahead and walk away
I have all I need!"
Now I speak with all the eloquence of livestock
I've become a zombie me
Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me
We got some zombies comin' out the ground
We goin' pound for pound without a cleric around
Become a zombie, be cool like Fonzie
I know you wanna get on me when I say Come on, Archie
Let's go see Vigo, ask some people that he know
I got Ghostbusters 2 in the queue on the TiVo
I got a fever for the flavor of a human brain
And all the zombies in the house say Ohhhh
And all the zombies in the house say Eh Eh Oh
And all the zombies in the house say Ohhhh
And all the zombies in the house say Eh Eh Oh
Okay.
What a way to go
After all I've seen
Can't just press Undo
I've become a zombie me
Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me
Now I slide down the street
With no shoes on my feet
Looking for brains to eat
I'm a zombie me
Now we're recruiting new meat
As we march to the beat
Now the army's complete
I'm a zombie me, zombie me, zombie me
Now we're recruiting new meat
As we march to the beat
Now the army's complete
I'm a zombie!