Too little time for the people I care about
So I definitely don't have time for you
Known enough sh**s in my time
To know exactly what you're up to
But it'd be great to have a tell-tale sign
To save us all the grief
Of digging deep enough to see
The crap that's lying underneath
That smarmy shell
I wish you'd have worn that shirt when we first met
So I'd have known that you were a dickhead