I brought you home, a little bundle
I wonder if you'll ever grow tall like me
I wonder if your hair will ever grow long
Like mine
Chew holes in the bedclothes and I don't mind
Cant be mad with those whiskers and big black eyes
I have to watch you all the time
This terraced house wasn't build for this family
My girls and me
We make a pretty good team
My girls and me
It's a Tuesday evening, and I'm already gasping for the weekend
It's hard to see the logic of human superiority
When most people I meet are sh**heads
I brought them home, my little bundle
I want you to see them the way that I do
They're not somethings, they're the smartest little someones
who feel things the same as you do
Do you get it? I hope you get it
I like flesh when it's on your living body,
there'll be no kissing me if you've got meat in your teeth