There's a burger in Stars Hollow that is waiting for me
I won't eat it but I'll take the opportunity
To contemplate the state of this town with you
It can't be perfect, there must be a bad egg or two
He's sick of being ha**led over little things
And never getting credit for the fun he brings
He got what he deserved at the lake that day
At his best he was a nuisance anyway
But you know, he's still everybody's favourite arsehole
I should tell you all the truth about the world outside
I'm feeling guilty ‘cause my gut tells me to stay and hide
You're all too beautiful to ruin this ignorant bliss
For escapism there is no better place than this
I'm not comfortable or happy but I'm safe in here
It's easier to wallow than to face my fears
The walls of this clock tower have a certain charm
I'm best off sitting tight, avoiding mutual harm
But you know, he's still everybody's favourite arsehole
There's a burger in Stars Hollow that is waiting for me