Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'
My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind
An' we're holdin up the bypa**
Woah
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Oh-woah
I'm sittin on the toolbox
Woah
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
Oh no
And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green gra**
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digga
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigga
And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Bahraccus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas
And We're holdin up the bypa**
Woah
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Oh whoa
I'm sittin on the toolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
And we're holdin up the bypa**
Oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Oh whoa
I'm sittin on the toolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school
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Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round
And we're holdin' up the bypa**
Whoa-Oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Oh-whoa
And I'm sittin on the toolbox
Oh-oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school
I said
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his
Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB