Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come And they'll be comin' for me And I don't know how they do it But they sure do it good And they'll be doin' it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever The first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from a kitty next door I went to the doctor and He gave me the cure I think I got it some more Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever
It's nothin dangerous , I feel no pain I've got to ch-ch-change You know you got it when you're going insane It makes a grown man cry, cry, cryin' Won't you make my bed Well, I make the p**y purr with The stroke of my hand That's why they call me the Dean And I don't know how they do it But they sure do it good And they'll be doin' it for free I got the cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever