Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
And they'll be comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
And they'll be doin' it for free
They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from a kitty next door
I went to the doctor and
He gave me the cure
I think I got it some more
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
It's nothin dangerous , I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cry, cry, cryin'
Won't you make my bed
Well, I make the p**y purr with
The stroke of my hand
That's why they call me the Dean
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
And they'll be doin' it for free
I got the cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever