Hallelujah when I do ya [Verse One] sh**, I ain't never seen an angel, virgin b**hes with halos But my secular metaphysical theology is fatal Because me with a mic cable is a religious experience in itself I got a message from God He said, "Don't even try to f** with me," s**ers reluctantly Carried the cross and uppercuts in Nazareth, I'm hazardous I speak to the heads and raise the dead like Lazarus Led the f**ing lambs to the slaughter, and walked on water When it's frozen, in a crown of thorns I'm on point Like the unicorn and Cuneiform, to bring rains To deserts; storm for 40 days and 39 nights So my cerebral flows flood the Earth with uh, megahertz And the first shall be last and the last shall be first Reciting a biblical verse before I make your melon burst Like that n***a Jules from Pulp Fiction My salvation is salivation, and diction, crucifixion It's a blessing just to live another day they say Because the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away So my n***as pray five times a day and still Carry a trey-five-seven (On Earth, As It Is In Heaven) [Hook] (On the planet) Earth, it was my place of birth Born to be the sole controller, of the universe Drink liquor with the Lord and shoot dice with Christ Hitting seven, On Earth, As It Is In Heaven [Verse Two] Feeling like a prophet, cause I be talking to a burning bush But I'm not knowin' till I fornicated with the ho and Caught the clap so, my first communion consists of Bread and wine and Doxycycline one-hundred milligram capsules (Amen) Let the commandments begin again Cause just like Moses on Mount Sinai, I broke all ten Call it even if Eve sinned in Eden when I covet my neighbor's wife I do dirt and good works to breathe life into mics And give us this day to make our daily bread Cause if I'm broke I'm serving cavi in Bethlehem Or selling my soul to Satan, six figure record deal temptations My religious denominations be C-notes I be the coming like when Mary's water broke So let there be light, so n***as can see I rock mics religiously Those who believe, ye shall receive
But non-believers, you n***as doubt my existence like agnostics The hostile gospel, I apostle, each epistle from speaking in tongues For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son To set it on n***as, blowing backwards ba*tards to Kingdom Come And knowin the Judas in my crew So do unto others before they do unto you (that's right) Like Rastas heads be dreadin' Phonetic armageddeon (On Earth, As It Is In Heaven) [Hook] [Verse Three] I hit the planet like a plague The Book of Revelations' red dragon with ten horns and seven heads And seven crowns sk**s concealed until the Seventh Seal's revealed To fulfill prophecy From B.C. to AC/DC radio receivers The messiah comes back in nineteen nina fever and the rap world ends The hereafter is after You hear the HemisFear trinity raps rapture your Babylon vinyl And thou shalt not worship false idols Just like David guillotined Philistines, even God is homicidal f**ing these kids like Catholic priests after ma** Pubic hair of lamb's wool, and feet of burned bra** That I can put up in your platinum a**, son Spare the rod and spoil the child, every knee shall bow When the divine styler is speaking in parables Like old baptist churches, I'm getting old b**hes hysterical HALLELUJAH! Praise be to my medula oblongota Not another n***a hotter, believe that Meshach Your hip-hop martyr who sacrificed and gave my life But got 4Pac, so I'm livin the Thug Life in the afterlife Then I be walking through the pearly gates With an infared scope ten millimeter heater (Why?) Cuz if my name ain't in the Book of Life I'm snuffing St. Peter (Do it) Drinking the blood of Jesus Christ and pissing holy water No question who can come cleaner M-P-C plus M-I-C equals holy B-I-B-L-E to me Matrimony is getting head but I refuse to break bread With Jezebels, my management already gets twenty percent So f** tithing, go to Hell I'd rather continue backsliding You're not from the tribe of Judah, so why you lying? From Watts to Zion, I'm signifying The next sh** to wreck sh** and see the Exodus Amen [Hook]