[Verse 1: pizza boy.]
I feel compressed; I fill a space
7 billion cretins cheesin' in the place-
To be... or not to be... who knows?
I shake in fear on this sphere I never chose
Mother, may I pull an AI?
Crossover to the other side like I'm tryina' do a seance?
Mommy, don't beat me; Daddy, please k** her
She left me here alone and called Satan for a sitter
I hope you see the messages; I don't know what's scarier: the fact you don't answer or the fact that you married her
I was here plotting my escape, but she caught on
She bugged my phone and the laptop it was bought on
I sent you this letter ‘cause there ain't nothing else I can do
Scratching at this paper, light dying on the candle
Look, I know you love her, but I'm telling you she's frontin'
I get it's hard to accept she is when she wasn't, but:
[Hook: pizza boy. & Clarence Clarity]
Your honey lost all the sweetness, she-
Just only want troubles recently
And they don't die, they multiply in never-ending sequence, we-
Are learning this is what she wants
She forever gets her way
She won't let you leave, she loves to dance with you over her grave
[Verse 2: pizza boy.]
Momma trippin'; Clarence even told you
You can doubt one son, but you finna scold two?
Answer me, dad, she's saying you're dead, probably, and just laughed when I found out she's a zombie
Playing with her food, got me staying in this room
Sliced up, making sure the salt shake into the wounds
I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't take it, I can't take it
Every day and every night, I'm going through it, I'm her favorite
(I wanna go)
Dad, come and get me
(I wanna go)
Please say you ain't forget me
I wish she'd go back to the way you said she was first
Way back when her last name was Earth
[Bridge: pizza boy.]
Mother Earth been out here spinning again
Mother Earth been out here spinning again
Mother Earth been out here spinning again... again... again
[Hook]