The slime runs down the coast and covers everything in sight
The teaming hordes from invading lands choke the beach out with their deadly blight
They take root everywhere and won't clear out until September
We need an inconvenient truth to make some genocidal weather
As the icecaps melt
Into the sea
It's the end for you
More room for me
k**er waves and monster surf
Wipe out everybody on this Earth
Finally the beach is mine
Looks like it's finally time for
k**er Waves
As Mother Nature plots her revenge I'll be waiting on higher ground
Until a tsunami wipes out all the invader in my boardwalk town
So when the big one comes I'm afraid you won't be missed
It'll be just me and the sea and you'll no longer exist
As the icecaps melt
Into the sea
It's the end for you
More room for me
k**er waves and monster surf
Wipe out everybody on this Earth
Finally the beach is mine
Looks like it's finally time for
k**er Waves
k**er waves will clean the slate
k**er waves – your only fate