[Algernon talking sh** to all you mothaf**in jabronis]
[Verse 1-Algernon/Kevin Fernald]
Algernon in Babylon a time travel triathlon
Mixed with space to save some face to see who stayed and who is gone
Friends are in your scopes keep your enemies at knife point
Near and far know where they are got radar like a cyborg
Blasting off rocket ships the hottest spit gon leave my lips
And leave you tispy sh**ty blitzen'd red nosed Rudolph this is it
Memories mementos that your mind has always cherished
Is the child lost inside defying youth defined as perished
And you struggle through the fighting succumbing to the light
The palindrome of life and d**h we're dead before alive
See we all have a dream we all have a wish
But God gave our life as an Indian gift
So we're taking all we can before we gotta give it back
Because our life is just a loan you live til you can't pay it back
Defaulting on your soul's a pretty awful way to go
So I'll hang around a while as a bankrupt holy ghost
[Notatroll talking sh** to all you mothaf**in jabronis]
[Verse 2-Notatroll]
My world is empty space so I glide through it, glide through it
They say let it out, so just gotta rhyme to it
But I can't piece nothing together
Because my mind's too cloudy and I'm stuck in this weather
f** it, whatever; I got no reason to write a verse
Poetry is driven by emotion but nothing's pleasure, nothing hurts
And overthinking everything is only making it worse
And faking it's worse than writing nothing at all
So I rip out this page of my notebook and crumble it in a ball
When I stumble I'm numb to the fall
And at my high point I'm gliding over it all
I'm gliding over it all
If life's a b**h, I'm wearing three condoms with too much lubrication
I know that father time's too cruel to waste it
Complaining about how I'm so f**ing complacent
But it's hard to find motivation when all your feelings are naked
They say treasure your youth, I pray that I make it through
Without getting so wasted that I'm hooked up to an IV
Enslaving myself just to find me an ID
[Verse 3-NigelThornberry]
Alright, so I never rapped before
I'm pretty bad at it..
If you don't know who I am
I made an introduction to show who I am
So..
You may not recognize me
Unless I do something
I know, when I get up I'll do this with my hands
Alright, now that you know me
I can tell you, f** the jabronis
Yo Algernon
Your flow is sick
Ya probably got hoes all up on yo dick
And your wit?
Its something I most definitely f** with
Oh sh**, and you, Notatroll
Let me tell you something
Your words are dope
Emotional and sh**, it helps me cope
With the pain that is brought to us
From these stupid phonies
Who think they have fame and sh**
Hell no
We slaying the f**ing jabroni clique