[Hook: Chester See] Nice guys finish last That's why I'll treat you like trash It's not what I really wanna do But, you only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to Treat you the way you want me to [Verse 1: Kevjumba] I never open a door Or pull out a chair You can tell me how your day was But I don't really care And if you ever get cold You'll just have to hack it Cause I'd be cold too If I gave you my jacket Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk I never answer my phone Whenever you call it And when the waiter brings the bill I never reach for my wallet
[Hook] [Verse 2: Nigahiga] And Ima BEAT you! At every competition Going out with the girls You better get my permission Wait no, I take that back, you can't go House is on tonight And that's my favorite show! Do I look fat in this dress? Hell yeah you do! Wait lemme speak your language Cows go Moo! Mooo Moooo Mooo MOOOO! [Hook] [Bridge: Chester See] But behind the scenes she means the world to me Wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care… But that won't win her heart BECAUSE… [Hook] Ho! Yeah!