(Nicki Minaj)
I am not Jasmine, I'm Aladdin
So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'
I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin'
So f** I look like gettin' back to a has-been?
Yeah, I said it, has-been
Hang it up, flatscreen
(Haha) Plasma
Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine
I got bars, Xenocin
I'm a bad b**h, I'm a c*nt
And I'll kick that hoe, punt
Forced trauma, blunt
You play the back, b**h, I'm in the front
You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it
Nicki Minaj is who you ain't f**in' with
You li'l brag a lot, I beat you with a pad-a-lock
I am a movie, camera block
You outta work, I know it's tough
But enough is enough
I feel Pretty (3x)
And witty
And Gay
And I pity Any girl who isent me tonight
(Eminem)
I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain
A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
Twisted-a** mind, got a pretzel for a brain
An eraser for a head, f**in' pencil for a frame
You don't like it then peel off, b**h
Every last woman on Earth I'll k** off, and I still wouldn't f** you, s*ut
So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off
Get the wheels turnin', spin, and wheel off
Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod
Quit hollerin' "Why, God?" He ain't got sh** to do with it
Bygones'll never be bygones, so won't be finished swallowin' my wad
I ain't finished blowin' it, nice bra
Hope it'll fit a tough titty, b**h
Life's hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad
With fake tits and a bad dye job
Who just spit in my f**in' face and called me a f**in' tightwad
So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
And caught her stealin' my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed
Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
Look, two pees and a tripod!
The moral to the story is, life's treatin' you like dry sod?
Kick it back in its face, my God
It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
But don't ask why, b**h (Ask why not)
I feel uglyx3
s*ut don't touch me or hug me
I'm mad And I pity Any girl who gets with me tonight
(Nicki Minaj)
You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
I'm the motherf**in' boss, overwrite
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
Now all my ***** gettin' bucked, overbite
I see them dusty-a** Filas, Levi's
Raggedy-a**, holes in your knee-highs
I call the play, now do you see why?
These b**hes callin' me Manning, Eli
I-I-I-I hear them mumblin', I hear the cacklin'
I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'
Overseas, church, Vatican
You at a stand, still, mannequin
(Eminem)
All you li'l f*ggots can s** it
No home, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets
And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
Yeah, look who's back again, b**h, keep actin' as if
You have the same pa**ion that I have
Yeah, right, still hungry, my a**
You a**dicks had gastric bypa**
Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry gra**
And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids (Eyelash!)
Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a f**in' balcony
'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly a**
You know what time it is, so why ask?
When Shady and Nicki's worlds cla**
It's (high cla**) meets (white trash)
I feel Pretty (3x)
And witty
And Gay
And I pity Any girl who isent me tonight