[Verse 1: Tinie Tempah]
Far from a rookie, man I'm far from an amateur
Rappers hit the booth and then they turn into characters
Word to my record label, word to my manager
Life is like a f**ing red number in a calendar
Every day a holiday, I'm bu*toned up, my collar straight
We Disturbing London make them n***as do geography
Same Nikes on but n***a mine are different colour, wait
Now my face up in the Source and I ain't talking hollandaise
Yeah I just sh**ted on 'em
I like my women nice and thick with no knickers on 'em
Every message on my phone has got some kisses on 'em
All my shows sold out, no tickets for 'em
All them n***as is my sons (is my sons)
I just sh**ted on 'em, I got the runs
All I see is numbers, n***a sums
I number two'd on number two, one
[Verse 2: Nicki Minaj]
All these b**hes is my sons
And I'mma go and get some bibs for 'em
A couple formulas, little pretty lids on 'em
If I had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on 'em
Let me shake it off
I just signed a couple deals I might break you off
And we ain't making up I don't need a mediator
Just let them bums blow steam - radiator
[Hook: Nicki Minaj (Ad-Libs)]
(That was a earthquake, b**h!) sh**ted on 'em
(You felt the ground shake, right?) Man I just sh**ted on 'em
(You b**hes ain't f**ing with her!) sh**ted on 'em
(You must of -- Aaaah!) Put yo' number two's in the air if you did it on 'em
(You must've lost your f**ing mind!) sh**ted on 'em
(You must've bumped your f**ing head!) Man I just sh**ted on 'em
(You crazy, stupid, ugly, monkey-looking b**hes!)
sh**ted on 'em, put yo' number two's in the air if you did it on 'em
[Verse 3: Nicki Minaj]
This stone is flawless: F1
I keep shooters up top in the F1
A lot of bad b**hes beggin' me to eff one
But I'mma eat them rap b**hes when the chef come
Throw some fresh one's
More talent in my mu'f**in left thumb
She ain't a Nicki fan then the b**h def dumb
You ain't my son you my muthaf**in step-son
[Hook 2: Nicki Minaj (Ad-Libs)]
(I don't know what layaway look like!) sh**ted on 'em
(b**h, I can't even spell welfare!) Man I just sh**ted on 'em
(You got me mistaken with your mother, ho!) sh**ted on 'em
(You b**hes at the bottom of the totem pole!)
Put yo' number two's in the air if you did it on 'em
(We at the top b**h - G5) sh**ted on 'em
(Louis Vuitton everything, b**h!) Man I just sh**ted on 'em
(Gucci - we don't f** with it, it's too cheap, motherf**er!)
(You b**hes - Ahhhh Man!)
sh**ted on 'em, put yo' number two's in the air if you did it on 'em