Michael Jordan
Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?
'Cause you've got as much chance of beating me as LeBron
I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen
You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team
I choke a dope with his own jump rope
You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky fried joke
Used to float like a bu*terfly, sting like a bee
Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see
Muhammad Ali
Ooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling
Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin
You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman
Messing with me is gambling, you got a problem
Your whole basketball career turned whack
When you came back a wizard like Gandalf the Black
You should have kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf
Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself
Ooh, I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast
I'll whoop your face back to your Hitler mustache
Now your daddy got k**ed and I feel for your family
But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy
Michael Jordan
Man, you make me sick, but I'm better with the flu
You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you
I would pa** the mic to Pippen but I'm not done scoring
Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman
Muhammad Ali
I saw you slapping Reggie Miller, boy, what's wrong with you?
You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes
McDonald's and underpants as corporate backers
You stay at the Ritz 'cause you sold out to crackers
Michael Jordan
So Ca**ius wants to talk about cashing checks
I'll school you through your bug spray, off your Broadway play
Over the Japanese dude sitting on your face
Hitting nothing but net, you ain't seen nothing yet
Man, you needed a movement because you're so full of sh**
I'm a better athlete and a better MC
Battle me two more times, watch me get a three-peat
Muhammad Ali
Beep beep, why don't you back up that trash
I'll leave you like Liston, flat on your a**
You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid
'Cause your rapping s**s more than Space Jam did