Adolf Hitler:
Vader� This is your last chance� Battle me� or die�
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DARTH VADER!
VERSUS!
ADOLF HITLER!
BEGIN!
Adolf Hitler:
Screw you, you big black c*nt!
I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts!
The F�hrer will crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving
Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!
Darth Vader:
Let me paint you a picture, son
Potrait of a b**h after World War One
You were stirring up the fears of the German people
Telling the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got'em fired up
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb motherf**er, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some f**ing winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters ride for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
Boba Fett:
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
Cause when I rock the microphone I-
Adolf Hitler:
Oh, Sieg Hell No!
You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sungla**es All the Time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your s**my soldier guys!
And throw you in a bu*thole in the sand!
I am Adolf!� Hitler...
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEPIC RAP! BATTLES! OF HISTORY!