Come and take me kid
While I am hot
It's educational bijoux
That's right, just for me and for you
And now you eat me in chunks
You tea dip me in dunks
I am no good for your health
No who's your father son
This bawdy scrafice
On every Saturday night
Come along with me
I'll change you're luck you'll see
Just don't drop d** on my rug
You'll get no hugs from those thugs
You'll need a love potion
For sophisticated travelers
Under my Big Top Grand Palace of Love...