You beware of the Bubblegum Bandits
They will come and take your gum
You beware of the Bubblegum Bandits
They are evil and anti-fun
You beware of the Bubblegum Bandits
A thousand sins of the bubblegum kind
You beware of the Bubblegum Bandits
They'll eat your flesh and rape your mind
You ran to the hills to forget your mind
You ran to the hills to become one of them
You beware of the Bubblegum Bandits
They will come and take your gum
You beware of the Bubblegum Bandits
They are evil and anti-fun
You ignored my f**ing warnings
Now look at where you are now
You've been eaten by an octopus' lorry
I thought I said I told you so
You beware of the Bubblegum Bandits
They have claimed another soul
You beware of the Bubblegum Bandits
Heed my warnings stay out of their hole!
He ignored my f**ing warnings
Now look at where he is now
He's been eaten by an octopus' lorry
I thought I said I told him so