I resent performing for you f**ers,
Tell me, what do you know?
A lot of f*ggot middle-cla** kids
Wearing long hair and trendy clothes.
Look, I'm not your f**ing parents
And I'm sick of uptight hippies coming knocking at me door
With a f**ing peace symbol
Get this, got that I don't owe you f**ers anything.
And all I've got to say is "f** you!"
The sky is blue.
And Mick Jagger
I think that Mick's a joke with all his stupid f*ggot dancing
I always did.
Wiggling his arse, you know, its just a lot of bullsh**.
And where does he come off saying all those tarty things about the Beatles?
When every f**ing thing we ever did Mick tried to copy
and you know we even wrote his second f**ing record for him
No, the Stones, aren't the same in cla** as the Beatles,
either music-wise or power-wise; they never ever were.
Pardon me sir.
Paul said he hated Yoko
Tell me, why should Yoko have to take that kind of sh** -
sh** from those f**ing sons of b**hes?
George said she gave off evil vibes
I should have beat the f**ing sh** right out of him,
him with his f**ing Hari Krishnas.
Me Auntie she tore up me f**ing poems
She just threw the ba*tards out.
I can't forgive her 'cause she didn't treat me like a f**ing genius.
Look, you ba*tards, I'm a genius!
Like Shakespeare and Beethoven and Van Gogh.
Don't you DARE criticize my work!
"Don't Worry Kyoko" is one of the f**ing BEST rock and roll records ever made!
I'm a f**ing artist!
I'm sensitive as sh**!
I throw up before I go on stage!
I could make a guitar SPEAK!
If I could be a fisherman, I would, But I CAN'T because I'm a f**ing GENIUS!
I was the Walrus - Paul wasn't the Walrus!
I was just saying that to be nice, but I was actually the Walrus!
You know that rubbish he's been singing?
EASTMAN WAS AN ANIMAL! A fu*kING STUPID MIDDLE-CLASS PIG!
I WON'T LET fu*kING ANIMALS LIKE THAT NEAR ME!
Yoko is a supreme intellectual!
I'll tell you why nobody likes her music
because she's a woman, and she's Oriental, that's why!
Where are you Mother?
They're trying to crucify me!
Genius is pain,
Genius is pain,
Genius is pain,
Genius is PAIN!!
YOKO!!!! MOTHER!!!!
{Fade out on howling and gutteral screaming)
Yoko's voice: The dleam is over.