[In background you hear violins playing the jingle of a very well-known food company commercial often aired in Italy]
[Some knight:] "Un brindisi!" [A toast!]
[King:] "Ciambellano!" [Seneschal / Master of Ceremonies!]
[Seneschal:] "Si, vostra Altezza!" [Yes, my Lord?]
[K:] "UN happy meal!" [A Happy Meal!]
[S:] "Come vuole, ecco." [Sure. Here you are.]
[K:] "Coff.. gouggh..." [Coughs]
[S:] "Sire!"
[K:] "Ma questo happy meal... freddo!" [But.... this Happy Meal... is COLD!]
[S:] "Ma, vostsra altezza..." [But... Sir...]
[K:] "Ma questo happy meal... fa schifo!" [But.... this Happy Meal... su*kS!]
[S:] "Ma..." [But...]
[K:] "DECAPITATELO!" [Decapitate him!]